What are the chances?

Question:

I decided to skateboard with some friends today just to goof around. I don't skateboard all that much and I don't really do too many tricks. My best friend, he is awesome, and was showing off grinding down this really long rail with ease. Anyway, I tried it and flew over top of the rail, and landed on my leg. I was fine with a few scratches. I limped back and my girlfriend was making fun of me, so I told her to go do it. I was just kidding(she has no experience) and she went and did it. She fell crotch first on the rail and just laid there for awhile holding herself. After awhile she got up.. I guess she's okay. Anyway, what are the chances I'll ever have sex with her again or her being able to have kids?

Answers:
Many a female has taken a trauma to the crotch just like a guy takes it in the balls. I am sure you have had your balls compromised? Do you think you will ever have sex or children? The pubic area of a woman can take just about as much, if not more, than your balls.

How old are you?

Are you serious? If anything, she would have broken her pelvis. i'm assuming you know how sex and childbirth work, so figure it out.

What are the chances?

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